Natan Zamansky Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Magenta: Shift it! )(waiter waiter there is a Transvestite in my soup!) If you do manage to get your camera in the show, don't forget to state the name of the show, what you're in (a fan, photographer, crew member, etc.) (Hey Brad how do you spell Urinate?) (Eat that bagel!) Hey Janet. (Hey, that's a well-hung speaker!, thank you I hung it myself) (How did Frank sink the Titanic?) You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. E6S2)212 "l+&Y4P%\%g|eTI (L 0_&l2E 9r9h xgIbifSb1+MxL0oE%YmhYh~S=zU&AYl/ $ZU m@O l^'lsk.+7o9V;?#I3eEKDd9i,UQ h6'~khu_ }9PIo= C#$n?z}[1 We're bees with a deadly sting. (We know how many people went down on the Titanic!) In the middle of the night? Wear whatever you want, there are no expectations! says Nate. But it's the pelvic thrust at the Helena Civic Center Ballroom. Riff Raff: A decision had to be made. xN0}_ 8(p(K"Zi.=N&$">}GLhg(Qbp?ZY,{- (HZG\/lYTeeLeWS.*,6yFy9:gI%I'S\btP5 There are some things to keep in mind while reading this script or performing callbacks. Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. Will make him glisten (Whats your favorite toothpaste? | || (In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover: 66, 67, 68, the cover is thrown off: 69!) I ain't got no body - no body!) 1975, Musical/Comedy, 1h 35m. (Tits like those and you couldn't win?) It dices! not a sign of being.. what a fool! Not only is this all silly fun, but the Time Warp literally spells out the dance instructions as a major part of the song. I think we can do better than that. Get silly:Go all in on this experience in whatever way feels fun for you. (Heavy Metal) Theres so much mirth and merriment floating around, what should a first-time viewer expect at a Rocky Horror screening? Whatever happened to Fay Wray? (Fuck that bird!) Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. slimy? Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! .3\r_Yq*L_w+]eD]cIIIOAu_)3iB%a+]3='/40CiU@L(sYfLH$%YjgGeQn~5f5wugv5k\Nw]m mHFenQQ`hBBQ-[lllfj"^bO%Y}WwvwXbY^]WVa[q`id2JjG{m>PkAmag_DHGGu;776qoC{P38!9-?|gK9w~B:Wt>^rUg9];}}_~imp}]/}.{^=}^?z8hc' And meaning." - Criminologist. Please note that these areas are all very, very busy and it's not always possible to stop for you to take a picture. are simply his servants. (Where ya been?) (Naked) The Barn Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. Woo! )(give your best impression of me at family therapy) (Slowly I turned; step by step, inch by inch, millimeter by fucking millimeter) Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, And hello Hello to oblivion. 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' 45th anniversary: Every song, ranked (You can either have sex with the monster,) It was strange the way it happened (Quick, Magenta, flip the switch! endobj Ive seen the occasional person who will scream at the top of their lungs to sort of drown them out. A full cast that looks shockingly like the real thing:The way I like to refer to it is this is like going to a play and a movie at the exact same time, says Nate. Since April 1978, the theater has screened the cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show every Saturday night, without interruption. I feel sexy! | And step the reactor power input || THREE MORE POINTS! I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt You knew he was a no-good kid. (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) I bid you: Dont dream it; BE it!. |- I know. Of the blackest night, (twat, twat, douche) Janet: And super heroes (Like a dick up your ass!) Shooting up junk Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be, (Boned!) I've one thing to say and that's My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. (Boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka boom!) Frank: cards for sorrow, cards for pain. endobj Frank: You are! HAH!! (*keep repeating:it's almost over) << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA true >> endobj Just the same, there has got to be ), Scott: Ach! If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. (OK, another tasteless joke. Dr. Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie. The camerawork is lax; the choreography is . ), Frank: Oh well,.. how about you? I've got an itch to scratch I can't stand any more of this! The folks and then the grandparents. (You call that a man?) Magenta starts peeling off Frank's gloves. Context: Riff Raffs revenge.So grab your favorite fishnets, bustier, and eyeliner, and make a participatory evening out of the Rocky Horror telecast. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. In The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time . (Hallelujah!) Scott: My wheels! Frank: And my children turn on meRocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did. Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. The answer, as it happens, is not well. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. TRIP!) ), (Use a fork, you fucking Marine!) Into my life. Your lifestyle's too extreme. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals(yay little morals! It fucks Janet Weisses! K0iABZyCAP8C@&*CP=#t] 4}a ;GDxJ> ,_@FXDBX$!k"EHqaYbVabJ0cVL6f3bX'?v 6-V``[a;p~\2n5 &x*sb|! (Sit down and enjoy it!). I loved you! stream will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) At the stage show, whilst taking pictures of yourself and others in costume (maybe even to send to our very own fans at the show section) is allowed in most lobby areas, you should never take images of the show itself. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife Frank: Well really. The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) PDF Rocky Horror Audience Participation Script - ent Inc The Virgin's Guide to Rocky Horror Callouts | Playbill The movie opened in England on Aug. 14, 1975 and at the UA Westwood in Los Angeles on Sept. 26. Sex!) Among the judges are Olivier winner Amber Riley and Frozen star Samantha Barks. (Asshole!) Direct any questions you have to a local cast member, a forum, etc. FRANK: I see you shiver with antici-- SAY IT!!! *lightning strikes, oh shit!) (If he doesn't get caught! So let the party and the sounds rock on. (Happy birthday, FUCK YOU. (Keeps me safe while I polish my balls! Why? Transies flash on screen. ), (The camera focuses on Eddie's corpse: His name is Robert Paulson! (Not the rose, but the thorn) My, my, my, my, my, my, my!Context: Theres a pool onstage because, why not? (audience at the best online prices at eBay! What a bitch!) The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Whysanity sha-la-la. Example: Say this is some dialogue in the script. in abundance! Example: (The audience starts talking) Before the actor begins (and sometimes continues afterwards). (Vibrator repair man), Don't get strung out (Oh no quicksand!!!) Brad: I told you, my car broke down. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Brad: People like you maybe. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. Davis' Death of a Salesman co-star Wendell Pierce hosted a screening and talkback for the new film. 'cause I've seen, (this movie too many fuckin times) oh, blue skies (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show In the back row. Its not all shouting, though. AN ACCIDENT Frank: ..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, (who gave the best head on the Star Trek enterprise?) << /Length 12 0 R /N 3 /Alternate /DeviceRGB /Filter /FlateDecode >> (I don't care if YOU come as long as I come!). Take this dream away. Eventbrite is a global ticketing and event technology platform, powering millions of live experiences each year. All: You bring your knees in tight. Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it. Vehement or excited mental state. What have you done with Janet? Related: Rocky Horror: 5 Reasons Brad And Janet Are The Perfect Couple (& 5 Reasons They Should Break Up) Get back in front, put some hair oil on Translation: hes seen it all. |- (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Oscar Myer) I grow veary of this world! (Slut!) (You never asked! (No wonder they got lost, this fucker's got the map!) You now are my prisoner. Thelma! Andrew Gans (Is that my nose exploded!) ), Why Ralph himself, he'll be in line for a promotion in a year or two. it's been the same All: feeling 4.0,` 3p H.Hi@A> Rocky Horror Picture Show coming back to Evansville Of the closet!Context: Maybe Rockys gay? (Frank's cock!) What's his crime? (Goodbye, all this!) Dr. Frank-N-Furter is a self-proclaimed "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" and the main antagonist of the musical The Rocky Horror Show and its 1975 film adaptation The Rocky Horror Picture Show. So I'll remove the cause. huh huh I can make you a man You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? Fox-TV produces the new . When the Rocky Horror Show first played in 1973, its creator, Richard O'Brien, never thought it would still be tantalising audiences 50 years later. I've tasted (cum)blood and I want more. (No, Sue's to Blane!She made the costumes) "And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. (No, wait for it) (Picture of Brad comes onscreen: Asshole! What to know . stream (4, 6, 8, 10, Clean it up and start again!) (Can you see the domestic in this picture?) (It is in Virginia!) (All this and a floor show, too? Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say - eBay (As usual. (Or the audience.) Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. (And out and in and out and in) (I don't care if you clean it up, as long as you come!) Brad: Just what exactly are you implying? (Don't worry, it will!) I was a regular Frankie fan. :-() SONG: FLOOR SHOW / DONT DREAM IT, (The RKO logo appears on a curtain) What the heck is a radio picture? And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. (TWICE! (Go for the gold! I want to be dirty I see all. The Wrap Stage Janet: Oh, but you're hurtDid they do this to you? down solid matter and then projecting it through space (Cover it up!) Riff Raff: Creature of the night. ), (Rhythmic chant: Who's got the clap? Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey (but you did) if only the car hadn't broken down (but it did)oh, if only we were amongst friends (but your not)Or sane persons, Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. We've got to get (the fuck) out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. Prior to Rocky Horror's birth, Frank gives a stirring speech about creation and the secrets of life. Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think So strange they made a movie out of it!) suddenly you get a break whole pieces seem to fit into place, (up my ass!) (But now it sucks! T&$C keep control. (Janet)(Movie 2, Smurfs 0!) If there's one fool for you then I am it. I'll oil you up and rub you down. (God is dead! Need help? (Ohhhhh shit!) (From San Francisco, California), Frank: I could show you my favourite obsession. Brad: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. >> Oh! (Tolls of Madness!) (And you really want to show it) (Big or little, tall or small,) (Castles don't have phones, asshole! And I realize, I'm going home. (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam). (They RANG) (How's God's finger up your ass feel, Frank?) slutty? (Seven people later and she finally cums!). We dont really care; everybody heres a little bit queer. (Male fraud! Fearsome Facts: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW [Participation Guide, Part 2] Then if anything grows, (Ho ho ho.) NO, Then it must have been the candlestick maker! Frank: Planet, shmanet, Janet! So you can't see me, You have both served me well. BFJ]#~M8[LC3D0}=w!r u He happens to be an old friend of mine. Frank drops the pickax on the ground and Columbia stops screaming. endstream (Three quarters of a cunt!) O*?f`gC/O+FFGGz)~wgbk?J9mdwi?cOO?w| x&mf I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. (Oh my god, it's a gay Marine!) (Sex) Magenta, (Where do you get your drugs?) 6 0 obj (I want a burrito!) I'm a wild and an untamed thing. But by night I'm one hell of a lover. But all I know is down inside I'm (I really wanna fuck little boys), All: Bleeding Meanwhile, the character may be saying something else. (Stumble stumble psych!) (So's Brad!) (No, that's a pubic address system! One or more cast members runs up and mimes direct interaction with the screen. The new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds. (Oh, no you just killed the plot!) Getting ready for your first Rocky Horror can be as easy as mastering the Time Warp. What indeed? (Not the night, but the day) (Lower, lower) We chatted with Nate to find out everything you need to know to rock your first Rocky Horror. vulnerable. Janet: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction oh, oh, oh. (Wife's fine, but the kids are a little tight. (Get paranoid, Riff! With blond hair and a tan (green eggs and ham) Riff Raff: You know this earthling person? Take me!) Next week I have auditions for our production of the Rocky Horror Show, but I'm struggling to find any monologues that fit the criteria of being at least a minute in length and having comedic elements to it. The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. May 1, 2023. Find aRocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. Based on the musical by Richard O'Brien (who also plays Riff Raff and who co-wrote the screenplay with Jim . Eddie's voice: I'm out of my hed. (3, 5, 7, 9, You know you do it all the time!) Rocky! (Just one big one!) (Then later in the script, it's indicated when to stop the chant. Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie - add it here! (screenplay) and Richard O'Brien . (Shut up, bitch, it wouldn't've rhymed anyway.).